Dear [Kanye]....

.....alright now, BET is giving you another chance to redeem yourself by performing at the BET Awards this year. We all know you acted a complete and utter damn fool the last time you went to an awards show. Oooh, those dreaded thoughts of your f*ckery at the MTV Music Video Awards last year. You're suppose to have “a dynamic comeback performance,” so I've been told. So just act right, Kanye West. No Hennessy for you before showtime.

FYI: The BET Awards ’10 airs live Sunday, June 27, at 8 p.m. (EST) from the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles.

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Dear [Chris Brown]...

...you sure are something sexy.

Tis all.

Keepin It Real,

Harlem Missez

Dear [Lil Kim]...

There is no mistakin' that you are truly a boss bitch. You will always be the original Queen Bee...can't nobody take that title from you. But girlfriend, your makeup is atrocious. And those eyebrows. I have never seen eyebrows like that in my damn life. What are you tryin to do? Like, seriously? You look like fuckin Blackula. But kudos to steppin it up (a lil) cause you have had some looks over the years that have truly made me say WTF.

Keepin It Real,

Harlem Missez

Here are some more pics of Kim at Mansion in Miami after the Super Bowl. The celebs were out in full force, including Brandy, Lisa Raye, Chris Brown and Keri Hilson.

Pics: KiddUNot

Dear [Nokio]...

...to think I had a HUGE crush on you at one point makes me sick to my stomach. You look absolutely ridiculous now-a-days. The purple mohawk, the black fingernails, those hideous glass....and all that leather. You look like a GAY biker boy. Highly disappointed.

This is all.

Keepin It Real,

Harlem Missez

Dear [Taraji]...

..there is no damn reason for your makeup to be lookin' like this. Halloween aint get here yet, you buggin.

That is all.

Keepin It Real,
Harlem Missez

Dear [Monica]...

...you're sons Lil Rocko, 4 and Romelo, 1 are the cutest lil boys. They are always stylin', always looking so happy. You better watch them damn sack chasers when they get older. You dont take no mess, so they in good hands. I'm tryin' to figure out, however, if I see ANY resemblance to your babies daddy, Rocko. Hmmmm. Keepin It Real, Harlem Missez

Pic: BlackCelebKids

Dear [Kanye]...

...you have officially fallin off my damn radar. I swear you act like a 5 year old. Are you really that spoiled. I mean come on, you're forever throwing your lil tantrums and its just gettin ridiculous. I heard that you threw yet another tantrum over not being offered chicken....like are you serious?

This is the fuckery I found out about you:

"The rapper was allegedly upset over his not being offered food while in the dressing room backstage [at a benefit concert]. After spotting a man eating chicken, West blurted, “Why wasn’t I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, [and] everyone is eating… why am I not eating?”

When the waitress explained that he never asked for food, ‘Ye yelled, “Well, I’m asking now!”. After receiving chicken, he allegedly proceeded to take a bite and then throw the rest in the trash. Meanwhile, the rapper’s beau Amber Rose, stood silent, while other celebrities backstage watched in awe."

Kanye, grow the hell up!

Keepin it real,
Harlem Missez

Dear [Kim Kardashian]...

...I'm mad at you. I'm mad that I'm hearing you're getting back with Reggie Bush. Didn't this man admit to cheating on ya ass (or it was found out)? Either way, why are you lettin' this dog back in the house? His jumpoff even admitted to having a damn sex tape for Christ sake. I feel that this is just a desperate plea on your behalf because you are not in the spotlight right now. You're brother sister Khloe just got married (pfft), and Kourtney is having a baby. You're used to being "the one" and at the moment you are NOT.
Why do it to yourself? I'm sure Reggie is a decent guy (in other ways) but you a damn fool if you go back to his cheatin ass. My, what people do for a little publicity.

Keepin' it real,
Harlem Missez

Dear [Lil Kim]...

You my bxtch and all and I got mad respect for you. BUT, this picture damn near scared the sh*t outta me. First of all, ya cheeks look like you got hit with hot fryin pans and then the pink lipgloss is too much. You need to come to grips with the fact that you are doin a lil too much. I miss the old Queen Bee. No more NOTHING for you.....cause you on ya way to "catwoman" lane.

Dear [Khloe & Lamar]...

..the two of you are makin me sick. You expect us to BELIEVE that you're so madly in fuckin love? Khloe, you've been in more quick relationships than mack daddy Russell Simmons. How you're getting these dudes stumps the hell outta me. Must be the relationship to Kim K. But anyway, now you guys wanna get married? How long have you two been dating? All of what, a month? Please!! Lamar, I would think ya ass would know better. I hear you're so smitten over Khloe. Why? How? I'm sorry but you a damn fool if you marry her. Khloe are you ready to be a stepmother to his two kids? Ponder on some things before you jump the fuckin gun.

Keepin it Real,

Harlem Missez

Dear [Willie]...

...cry me a damn river. You act like this is the first time we've seen celeb peen. I mean come on, you workin wit a lot, but stop it already. How in the hell did someone get in your fuckin EMAIL anyway? Maybe if you protected your GOODIES better, those pics wouldn't have gotten leaked.

Keep'n It Real,

Harlem Missez

To see the uncensored peen pics, click here.

Dear [Solange]....

.....I understand that you are a risk taker...
but the RED LIPSTICK and OUTFIT is KILLIN me softly.

Keep'n It Real,

Harlem Missez

Dear [Amerie, Monica & Amber]...

...y'all are some BADD bitches.Strictly dickly tho!

That is all.  Keep'n It Real,Harlem Missez

Dear [Chris]...

...what the fuck kind of interview was that? Some of the shit you said was just dumb. I can understand you not wanting to get into DETAILS of the assualt, but you aint say nothing we havent ALREADY heard. To say you dont REMEMBER what happened was just stupid. To not have any recollection of what killed your career, made you lose endorsements and plenty of money -- as well as fans and respect -- really sucks huh. *Rolls Eyes*

.....And that BOWTIE killed me softly.

Keep'n It Real, Harlem Missez

Dear [Amber]...

You my bitch and all, but those contacts are NOT the business.

Dear [Lil Wayne]...

...imma seriously need you to WRAP it up. How many bitches you tryna impregnate? I mean damn, there's Toya, Nivea, Lauren London, the chick you just had a baby by....

and now ANOTHER one possibly on the way? You really are tryna FUCK every girl in the world aint u bruh?

According to mediatakeout.com,

.......Lil Wayne may have ANOTHER child on the way. A Los Angeles exotic dancer is reportedly telling her co-workers that she's knocked up by the platinum selling rapper.

The woman, who is of East Indian descent and works at the popular L.A.
men's club Spearmint Rhino, told her co-workers that she just learned of the pregnancy. And that she's discussed the baby with Lil Wayne - who wants her too keep it.

Damn, if thats true...you may wanna get yaself to the nearest CLINIC and stop fuckin everything wit a pussy.

Keep'n It Real, Harlem Missez

Dear [Lil Mama]...

...you are not cute. I'm sorry, but even with your beautiful eyes you just looks so MANLY to me. And I really wanted to say something nice about these pictures. Here she is in the September Issue of J'ADORE magazine.

Keep'n It Real, Harlem Missez