Dear [Kim Kardashian]...

...I'm mad at you. I'm mad that I'm hearing you're getting back with Reggie Bush. Didn't this man admit to cheating on ya ass (or it was found out)? Either way, why are you lettin' this dog back in the house? His jumpoff even admitted to having a damn sex tape for Christ sake. I feel that this is just a desperate plea on your behalf because you are not in the spotlight right now. You're brother sister Khloe just got married (pfft), and Kourtney is having a baby. You're used to being "the one" and at the moment you are NOT.
Why do it to yourself? I'm sure Reggie is a decent guy (in other ways) but you a damn fool if you go back to his cheatin ass. My, what people do for a little publicity.

Keepin' it real,
Harlem Missez